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I have a hard time knowing when to stop. No really, it gets me in trouble if I’m not careful. It always has. For instance, a reasonable, prudent person would, upon finishing a lovely little embroidered hat, probably move on to something new. They would probably not find themselves gripped with an inescapable urge to play a bit longer. They would probably not need to know what happened if they tweaked the spacing. They would probably not decide to work it in four colors. Or six. Just to see if they could. They would probably not try shifting bits and pieces of the stitch off to the side or lacing them up. Just for fun. And they almost certainly would not find themselves eyeing some of the plainer bits of knitting in their lives and daydreaming about adorning them with as many of these variations as possible. Alas, I do not appear to be either particularly prudent or overly reasonable. For I, thanks to the indulgence of my patrons, have somehow managed to not just do all those things, but to write them down and photograph them such that I can inflict them on others. My only comfort is that quite a few of you seem to share my enthusiasms. Here’s hoping you find no end of things to adorn!