Watery

Don't worry, you can totally water your air plants! These are set up so that the plant part easily slides apart from the knit part. And once you've slid them apart (the way my brain wants to say 'once you've slidden them apart' certainly tells us something about how grammar works in my head), you can plop the plant bit in water (just a glass or a bowl or your sink or whatever is handy), and set the knitted bit off to the side somewhere dry. My air plants seem to be happiest if I soak them for about 10-15 [...]

October 11, 2024|

Peculiarities

So it seems only reasonable to add some jellyfish to the menagerie, right? I mean we already have urchins, jellyfish seem like a natural next step. The pattern is called Peculiarities, yes those are air plants for the tentacles (you can use fake ones or yarn scraps if you prefer, but don't worry you can totally water them if you use real ones), and yes this knitting pattern does come with a built in excuse to get a ridiculous drink with a mountain of whipped cream on top (the lids that come on those are what's giving our blobby friends [...]

October 8, 2024|

Insufficient oversight

I mean...there's no reason you can't decide to knit a little jellyfish. And then use an air plant for its tentacles. And then suspend several of them from a piece of driftwood somewhere in your house.⁠ No really, there is no oversight. Absolutely no one will stop you from doing this.⁠ There is, in fact, at least one person who will entice you to do this very thing. I can say that with certainty. For I am that person.⁠ All you need to do is track down the air plant...you know, in case this is the sort of thing you [...]

August 30, 2024|

Lapse

I have suffered an error in judgement. Or perhaps not quite an error. More of a lapse. I was overcome with exuberance. These things happen. It's unavoidable. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go source some tentacles...

August 17, 2024|
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