When you don’t swatch, or when you do a crappy swatch, or when your swatch proves to be a bald-faced liar (that’s what happened here), then you get to rip out the promising start of a hat (while swearing), detangle all that yarn (still swearing), pick up all the stitches that survived the purge (more swearing), and knit it all over. This time with the right size of needle. And maybe with a refreshing and restorative beverage.
Here’s the bundle of lying crap. The new and improved version will be coming up next. Or, if it doesn’t continue to improve, you’ll get to watch me pitch a temper tantrum of epic proportions. Either way, it should be entertaining.