These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Retirement Party

November 6, 2026|

TL;DR for anyone in a hurry: November means (many of) the retired patterns come out of hiding for a few weeks! Anyone who hangs out with me here can use the code NOTHING QUITE LIKE [...]

Fleckles*?

November 3, 2026|

So right before I got all that wool yarn on cones at the thrift shop earlier this fall (no, like literally five minutes before, same afternoon), I found a wildly different yarn at the other [...]

Monthly Reminder

October 31, 2026|

Nothing new to say here, you know what to do. Yes it matters, yes even if you're tired, yes even if you don't actually like either of them, yes even if it's kinda inconvenient, yes [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!