The paper stars are not the only absurd seasonal obsession. They have a companion.

And, much as with their more colorful counterparts, I also will not tell you how to make them.

For I am mean and terrible and full of hate.

I did, however, lay a whole bunch of it out last year.

And you could, if so inclined, to read that post (which also totally doesn’t actually tell you how to make them, but sort of points you in the right direction and gives you a firm push).

You know, in case that sort of thing was of interest to you.