Fox what now?
This? Well since you’ve seen the owl, I don’t think I’ll be giving anything away if I tell you that this thing right here is a fox butt. Because of course we need a fox to go with the owl. Well, actually, we need another owl to go with the owl. But a fox too.
Oh, what’s that you say? You’re surprised that I, a grown ass adult human being, a fully vetted member of polite (more or less) society, a person who can vote and get a car loan and enter into legally binding contracts, am spending hours of my limited time on this earth knitting fox butts? Surprised and maybe a little disappointed? You thought you could expect better of me? You thought I had more sense?
I mean you’re probably right. And you’re definitely not alone. And yet here I am, fox butt in hand, and plans afoot for a whole forest worth of these little critters.
So you may want to lower your expectations, since I’m apparently going to be up to absolutely no good for quite some time.
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