Ahem. And if two tiny, knitted snowmen help with certain situations, perhaps a third might come in handy?
Though to be fair, good sense dictates that I cut myself off after three.
Well, no. Good sense would probably dictate that I not do it at all. The pressing need to go take pattern photos dictates that I cut myself off after three. But in a world where I didn’t need to do those practical things, I’d make a small army and stage a Calvin and Hobbes style scene with absolutely no hesitation.
But I have to be a grownup just this once.