Everyone’s first comment, upon seeing the bacon, was ‘ooooooh, now do an egg.’ Well no. Everyone’s first comment was ‘squeeeeeee, bacon!?!?!!!’ But soon after that came the plaintive cries for an egg.

And fine, who am I to resist.  We can have an egg. Well, as long as I can find a way to make sure it really truly does look like an egg, and not like something more…anatomical. But never fear, I have a plan!