Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised with a pile of buttons, an icord machine, and an as-of-yet-not-fully-decked Christmas tree. Shenanigans were bound to ensue. Because you can put anything on your tree if you do it with sufficient conviction.

Y’all are an astonishingly clever bunch. Having seen this, you can, without a doubt, recreate it yourself. And I think you should! Because I have it on good authority (see, the comment section over the last few months) that many of you have a button jar (or bag, or drawer, or jug) kicking around somewhere in the depths of your home. But just in case you want someone to boss you around…