Ahem. I am using you as an excuse. I am using you as an excuse, because when left to my own devices I tend not to do holiday stuff. But if I get to say ‘it’s for work,’ then all of a sudden I’m quite susceptible to holiday amusements.

These things happen. I’m honestly just running right towards anything that feels good right now, and all of these do (and two of them are free), so fuck it, let’s lean into it.

The 3-D hearts are Palpitation. I love them and they are almost certainly the thing I’ve knit the most of at this point (it’s got to be at least a hundred, at least…).

The envelopes are Dispatch. And, most important questions first, yes they really open/close and yes you can put things in them. What sort of monster would I be if you couldn’t put things in them!

The pointy eared overlords are our buddy Deviltry. I am so unspeakably taken with them and their tails that it’s probably best we don’t go into any more details.

Our twisty guys are Twirls. No you can’t buy them just now, but you can have them as a little treat if you head over that way.

Oh and if you like that ridiculously pretty confetti (which really, absurdly fun to make, absurdly) there are instructions for that, also free, also right over there.

You know, in case you, like me, do not like holiday nonsense and do not really do that stuff. Yup. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.