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Published On: March 9, 2023

There has, I regret to inform you, been An Incident. ⁠

Never fear, the appropriate authorities have been contacted. Support service are being provided to the affected parties. Plans are being devised to prevent this from happening again.⁠

Those plans are doomed to failure, because this is tremendous fun and I have no intention of stopping.⁠

But you knew that already.

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