I was quite frank about the possibility of incipient absurdities. I believe I can now raise that from a possibility to a certainty.

If I didn’t have to look up the difference between a weather watch vs warning Every Single Time, I’d make some sort of amusing comment based on that.

However, I am simply incapable of retaining that information (no matter how many mnemonics folks suggest). And I assume I am not the only one (as far as I can tell, no one is EVER the only one who has trouble with whatever that thing they feel weird about having a hard time with is). So instead I will just admit that I have tipped firmly over into hyperfocus on the current bit of nonsense, and let you make your own safety assessments from there.