Rumor has it that quite a few of you would like to knit some bacon. Some perfect, posable, brioche bacon. Maybe with a little fried egg to go with it. And I can make that happen!

The bacon kits preorder is open, and you can get yours right now.

All the details are on the listing, but the general idea is that you’ll get everything you need to knit the bacon (yarn, wire to make it bendy, pattern), that adorable pouch, those awesome tiny scissors, and a special cool thing I am currently keeping seeeeeeecret because I’m mean like that. Plus, as a little bonus, anyone who preorders will get the egg pattern when the preorder closes so you’ll have something to work on while Karen over at Seven Sisters Arts works her yarn magic and I pack kits!

The preorder is open for one week, we’ve got a limited number of kits (because I only have so many pouches and Karen can only dye so much yarn), and they’ll ship the first week in October!

I figure this is the closest I can come to having you all over for a brunch in our pajamas. I’ve got the eggs and bacon, I’ll get the waffle iron going, you bring the OJ!