I recently had a of couple posts go and break containment on instagram…which is moooooostly lovely, but does mean a small influx of folks who don’t know the rules or don’t match the vibe.

So I did a little intro & reminder post both there (because if someone is going to storm off in a huff when they find out who I really am, I’d really rather save everyone time and have them do it early) and on patreon (not because anyone there was shitty, more just as a vibe check). I basically just lay out all the things that are likely to make anyone get their knickers in a twist or clutch their pearls. There’s not a good way to share the video here, but you can watch it on either instagram or patreon if you want (it’s on a public post anyone can see it).

Now…y’all don’t need the mean parts of the video (the bits where I remind everyone that I do indeed expect them to have some damn manners) because seriously anyone hanging out here after all these years pretty much already passed the vibe check. But I figure it’s good for everyone to know who I am and where I stand on stuff (like how abortions are great and that the president is a fascist and how science is good and that I am autistic as hell)! I mean most of y’all already know, I’m not exactly subtle. But just in case, this should clear a few things up.

Oh and I know damn well someone will want to what I’m playing with in the video, so it’s the Prym icord maker, you can get it on the evil asshole site here (if you can find it at a local shop, that’s so much better!!! but if you are going to get it from the evil overlords that link forces them to give me a tiny sliver of their ill-gotten gains). I am not showing you what I’m doing with it yet because I have to get it a bit further along before it’s properly cool, but that day will come.