Remember all that coned yarn I got at the thrift shop this summer? Yeeeeeah, so that, combined with the circular knitting machine pulled from the deep depths of the closet, combined with a couple hours with a death grip on my cordless screwdriver (get a velcro strap, it will save your tendons) has resulted in The Longest Scarf In The History Of Scarves (I mean no, not really, but certainly the longest I’ve ever been involved with).

I am in no way able to adequately explain how long this is, especially once I mention that it’s actually folded up inside itself so that it’s double thick. So this is really something like twelve or thirteen feet long.

And it is destined to become something absurd and delightful…just as soon as I do one very very very long graft.