These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Two months in

March 6, 2020|

Holy smokes this Update Your Whole Giant Back Catalog thing is a project (details over here and over here if you missed the earlier bits and want to play catch up).  Let's do a little [...]

Balance

March 5, 2020|

It seems only fair to balance out the Absurdly Tiny Yarn with some Absurdly Giant Yarn. Something about moderation. Or balance. Or maybe unity?  I'm sure there's an inspirational quote to be had in there [...]

Inklings

March 3, 2020|

So normally I'm a sucker for texture. Give me cables. Give me lace. Give me a stitch pattern that swoops this way and that and does no end of interesting things.  But today?  Today I [...]

Scale

March 1, 2020|

This is fine. Size 0 needles. Super skinny, super slippery yarn. Totally absurd final product.  It's all totally fine.

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!