These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Not-so-secret

February 24, 2025|

Wanna hear my not-so-secret-secret-plan? Because I'm thinking we should do kits...⁠ ⁠ Two things are true:⁠ ⁠ 1) these are so absurdly cute that I know a lot of you long to make them!⁠ 2) [...]

Not quick

February 22, 2025|

Embroidering these is...slow. And part of me wants to chirp at you and to pretend there's a simple hack to make it quick and easy. But...there's not. It's hundreds of tidy little stitches, all carefully [...]

Alrighty then

February 19, 2025|

Ahem. Yes. Yes this needed to happen. I mean yes, cute as is, successfully hits the 'thing that looks like another thing!' button in my head (a button which I suspect exists in your head [...]

Apparently not

February 18, 2025|

Ahem. So. It appears I am not the only one amused (I say, looking askance at the viewership numbers on the instagram post where I introduced this particular project). Well fine then...let's see how absurd [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!