These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Vintage vibes

March 20, 2026|

Excellent vintage vibes at the thrift shop! I am especially smitten with that little paper envelope (I had to look up what "size 13" meant in this context). Would these have followed you home? Do [...]

Let the Record Note

March 17, 2026|

I do not know how to be a person on this timeline. I do not know how to reconcile the unspeakable atrocities this government is doing in my name with the bliss of standing in [...]

Supply List

March 16, 2026|

If you, like me, are suddenly overcome with the inexplicable urge to make the world's most impractical notebook paper, well, I'm here to help! At the very least I can offer moral support and the [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!