Colonization
The closet was overflowing. The sort of overflowing where finding what you need requires pulling three things out and runs a not insignificant risk of avalanche. The sort of overflowing where you avoid putting things away properly because you know it's going to require a game of tetris, so you [...]
Noteworthy Kit Preorder
Preorders for the Noteworthy Kits are open (but only through the weekend)! If you know you want to knit some paper, but you don't want to go on a scavenger hunt for the bits, this is how you make that happen. You've got three options: Just the Bits (grommets, clasps, [...]
Subtle
Am I now going to try and get you to notice tiny, yellow stitches on a giant sheet of white paper? It would seem so. Am I going to succeed? Who knows. Whether I do or not, I can report with absolute certainty that I have now stitched all the [...]
Revisit
So when last we visited this project, it was inauguration day, and I was working on iteration two of the wall pocket in a vain attempt to distract myself from the fascist rapist taking over my government. It didn't work. But it's a cool project, and I still want the [...]
Stabby
Right. So. I love angry, stabby, sweary little pins. Therefore I have many angry, stabby, sweary little pins. Rather more than I feel like wearing on any given day. But that doesn't I don't want to see them. Enter our little paper friend. By cutting a piece of plastic embroidery [...]
Monthly Reminder
So this is what I posted over on IG this month: Is it gross that we can't say the word lest the Algo Overlords hide the post? Yup, super gross! Are we going to let that stop us? Oh hell no. We'll do this with coded language if that's [...]
Not-so-secret
Wanna hear my not-so-secret-secret-plan? Because I'm thinking we should do kits... Two things are true: 1) these are so absurdly cute that I know a lot of you long to make them! 2) a big part of that cuteness comes from bits (like the grommets and the clasps) [...]
Not quick
Embroidering these is...slow. And part of me wants to chirp at you and to pretend there's a simple hack to make it quick and easy. But...there's not. It's hundreds of tidy little stitches, all carefully placed, and it absolutely takes time. But honestly, it's nice to slow down for a [...]
Alrighty then
Ahem. Yes. Yes this needed to happen. I mean yes, cute as is, successfully hits the 'thing that looks like another thing!' button in my head (a button which I suspect exists in your head as well, otherwise you wouldn't be here). But then when you make it into a [...]
Apparently not
Ahem. So. It appears I am not the only one amused (I say, looking askance at the viewership numbers on the instagram post where I introduced this particular project). Well fine then...let's see how absurd we can make this. Because really, quite a number of you instantly saw this and [...]
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