I told you we wouldn't let our snowy buddy hang out en déshabillé for too long. We are knitters. We can solve this problem quite handily with materials ready to hand...

Those among you with a sensitive nature may wish to look away. This snowman is scandalously naked. But not, I assure you, for long.  

I'm going to talk about a thing that I like (plastic pellets in my knitting), but every time I talk about it, someone comes along & goes 'but whyyyyyy use plaaaaaaaaaaastic' (even on posts where I have explained, at length, exactly why). So I'm just going to preemptively request that folks not do that here, because it's kinda tiresome (to be fair, this is way way way more of a problem on instagram than here, you folks are cooler than that!). So here's the thing, I REALLY like how plastic pellets feel in my knits. They give things a heft [...]

Yup. Yup this is happening. And oh but it only gets worse from here. Consider yourself warned.⁠ If you want to head off in search of more somber, serious, respectable pursuits, I will completely understand. I will, in fact, pack you a lunch and wish you well on your journey. ⁠ But I? I'm going to be hanging out right here. Doing this. And worse. For the foreseeable future.

Folks, I fear things have gotten significantly out of hand. I have set the good, respectable, useful knitting aside. I do not expect to take it up again for quite some time. I have, instead, given myself over to the grip of this absurdity. I feel no remorse. None. I am scandalously unashamed. I know this will bring me absurd levels of glee, and I will by god chase that glee when I can. You can come along with me if you like.

Miss Fizzy wishes you all a lovely weekend and an abundance of your favorite candy!

I fully admit this is not the most stimulating picture of yarn you're going to see today. But if it comes across your feed, I want you to take it as a tiny bit of encouragement to learn a new-to-you cast on.⁠ A year or two ago I learned how to do the pinhole cast on, and now I adore it. At first it seemed fiddly and wildly unnecessary and just generally not useful. Now I love it and use it frequently. ⁠ I knit different things because my brain has this way to start a piece of fabric tucked [...]

I regret to inform you that, despite my very best efforts to the contrary, we are fast approaching the Festive Holiday Season, a period of rampant overspending, looming panic, forced good cheer, and general existential dread. Or possibly that's just me and you folks are a rather more balanced and mellow lot. But at least on my end, I tend to approach the end of the year with a certain sense of foreboding. Which, this year, I shall attempt to hold at bay through the production of Blatantly Absurd Wintry Cheer in knitted form. Do I know if it will [...]