Tiny Nonsense

Knitting is Autistic

Knitting is autistic...and so am I! Late last year I spent a truly delightful hour talking with two of the world's very coolest humans and recording an episode of The Autistic Culture Podcast. We talked about knitting and how it does good things for brains like ours and brains like ours are actually pretty damn cool. And now it's out and you can listen to us giggle and talk over each other and get nerdily excited about making loops with pretty string. This is my very favorite podcast. No really, I found out about it when Arielle Juliette did an [...]

January 6, 2025|

Timing

The hat is now ready for the decreases. How do I know? Well, in this case, it's because of where I am in the pattern repeat (this one has a lot of rows, so there are only a couple of set points where it makes sense to do the decreases). But on a less constrained hat (say one with a two row repeat or a four row repeat or a six row repeat), it can be a little tricky to tell. The best method I know is to lay the hand of whoever is going to wear the thing on [...]

January 5, 2025|

Grumble grumble

Was it a promising start? Yes. Did I find something I wish I'd done differently (namely the decreases...I want the solid line to carry from the inside and curve along the expand-y gold bit, not go straight up the outside of each panel)? Alas, yes. Did I consider just dropping back and fixing it, even though fixing stuff in brioche is a bit of a bear? Yup. Did I even, in fact, actually drop back and fix a couple of spots to  make sure I truly preferred one way over the other? Yup. That's when this that first picture, needle-less [...]

January 4, 2025|

Monthly Reminder

Abortions are good!^ If you or someone in your household can get pregnant, I think you should have abortion pills in your medicine cabinet. Just in case. Because things are about to get bad. You can order abortion pills online from Aid Access. You can order them even if you're not pregnant. Aid Access will send them to you no matter where you live (they are overseas and do not comply with requests from US law enforcement). They are safe (literally safer than tylenol) and effective, and you can absolutely manage your own medication abortion at home (Aid Access will [...]

December 31, 2024|

Flawless plan…

No really...I thought it was a flawless plan. Put the tree on the porch. Keep the cat away from the tree. Keep the needles away from the toes. And yes, yes that did work. It did! There are no cats in the tree and no needles in my socks. But...Also it's really cold. And all that water froze. Oops. Here's hoping that your clever plans come out slightly better than mine. One last reminder that all the knits on the tree (plus all the paper stars behind it) are allllll together in a bundle. Info right over here for anyone so [...]

December 23, 2024|

Fuzzy

I bought a sweater from Target. It's been through the washer three times. It's so covered in pills that even I, with my casual lifestyle and low personal standards, do not feel great about wearing it in public. So I'm going to (try to) fix it! But... Every time I post anywhere about dealing with pills someone over on ig says either 'well, you should buy more expensive clothes and this won't happen' or 'well, you should knit your own sweaters and this won't happen.' Which is, quite frankly, bullshit! Pills happen when the ends of the fibers that make up [...]

December 18, 2024|

Fucking Festive

TL:DR for anyone else with a short attention span, all eight of these patterns + the two star books are over on this post for any Rampant Nonsense folks, they'll be there through the end of January. Did I wake up Friday, decide fuck it, I have enough stuff to fill a tree, let's be fucking festive, drive to a wee piece of land I might have bought earlier this year, cut down a little tree (yes, yes with garden shears), shove it in the front seat of my car, and drive it home? Yup. Did I spend Saturday and Sunday [...]

December 17, 2024|

Deck

I am doing a tree. With things I've made. And I'm going to do up a big bundle with all the patterns for whatever ends up on the tree...⁠ ⁠Details to come (quick and dirty summary here, the more thorough version will have to wait till tomorrow). But oh...if you've ever wanted to get a whole bunch of our little friends all in one place...this is going to be a heck of a way to do it!⁠

December 14, 2024|

All in one place

Ok, folks are smitten, let's run down the details. First, the pattern is Drifts and it's in the usual spots (ravelry, payhip). And yes, it walks you through four different versions of the embroidery so you can make lots of different styles!⁠ ⁠ The knitting on these is super chill. I did (most of) mine in various whites, and it's pretty much all just stockinette in the round. I used everything from sock weight (on the smallest ones) up through worsted weight (on the biggest ones), because knitting is stretchy and inanimate objects do not complain about how things fit. [...]

December 14, 2024|
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