These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Notable Nonsense is open

March 3, 2026|

TL;DR version right up top: Signups are open now for this month's mailing! If you want these (murderously sharp, delightfully stabby) little scissors to show up in your mailbox, join the Notable Nonsense tier. (Look [...]

Monthly Reminder

February 28, 2026|

Hey so it's bad out there. No like really bad. Like arresting people for miscarriages and a hospital canceling a woman's sterilization to "protect her sacred fertility" and Louisiana trying to stop abortion pills from [...]

March’s Notable Nonsense

February 25, 2026|

Spots for the second month of Notable Nonsense mail club are opening soon (in a couple of days, don't worry, you didn't miss it). Details below! TL;DR version right up top: March's mailing is these [...]

Ostensibly

February 24, 2026|

I am, much to my own surprise, technically an adult. I have a mortgage. And access to consumer credit. And power tools. I could quite legally create a whole new human being, for whom I [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!