These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Sneak Peek

March 4, 2026|

Ahem. I have it on good authority that neeeeeext month's mailing is going to be, um, related to this. For this has captured my very soul and is occupying far too many of my waking [...]

Notable Nonsense is open

March 3, 2026|

TL;DR version right up top: Signups are open now for this month's mailing! If you want these (murderously sharp, delightfully stabby) little scissors to show up in your mailbox, join the Notable Nonsense tier. (Look [...]

Monthly Reminder

February 28, 2026|

Hey so it's bad out there. No like really bad. Like arresting people for miscarriages and a hospital canceling a woman's sterilization to "protect her sacred fertility" and Louisiana trying to stop abortion pills from [...]

March’s Notable Nonsense

February 25, 2026|

Spots for the second month of Notable Nonsense mail club are opening soon (in a couple of days, don't worry, you didn't miss it). Details below! TL;DR version right up top: March's mailing is these [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!