These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!
These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!
Turn & Turn About
Before we start, I want to acknowledge that literally none of us are ok right now. Not even a little bit. If you're in America, you're watching your government murder people in the street and [...]
Two things
One, cute hat, nearly done, out soon: Two, ICE are a bunch of evil, fascist fucks. If you work for them, you are a bad person. Your children and grandchildren are ashamed of you. If [...]
Decisions decisions
Ahem, that will do nicely yes.
Completely reasonable
I, for absolutely legitimate work related reasons, simply had to make a tiny version of the hat. So I could take instructional photos of it for the pattern you understand. Completely reasonable. Which of course [...]
Looking for an earlier pattern?
I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!





