These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Look away

November 6, 2021|

Those among you with a sensitive nature may wish to look away. This snowman is scandalously naked. But not, I assure you, for long.  

Yes, really, plastic

November 5, 2021|

I'm going to talk about a thing that I like (plastic pellets in my knitting), but every time I talk about it, someone comes along & goes 'but whyyyyyy use plaaaaaaaaaaastic' (even on posts where [...]

I’ll be over here

November 4, 2021|

Yup. Yup this is happening. And oh but it only gets worse from here. Consider yourself warned.⁠ If you want to head off in search of more somber, serious, respectable pursuits, I will completely understand. [...]

Chase it

November 3, 2021|

Folks, I fear things have gotten significantly out of hand. I have set the good, respectable, useful knitting aside. I do not expect to take it up again for quite some time. I have, instead, [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!