These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!
These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!
Look away
Those among you with a sensitive nature may wish to look away. This snowman is scandalously naked. But not, I assure you, for long.
Yes, really, plastic
I'm going to talk about a thing that I like (plastic pellets in my knitting), but every time I talk about it, someone comes along & goes 'but whyyyyyy use plaaaaaaaaaaastic' (even on posts where [...]
I’ll be over here
Yup. Yup this is happening. And oh but it only gets worse from here. Consider yourself warned. If you want to head off in search of more somber, serious, respectable pursuits, I will completely understand. [...]
Chase it
Folks, I fear things have gotten significantly out of hand. I have set the good, respectable, useful knitting aside. I do not expect to take it up again for quite some time. I have, instead, [...]
Looking for an earlier pattern?
I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!

