These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!
These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!
Monthly Reminder
So I tell you every month that you can (and should!) get abortion pills online in case you need them. But how much do you know about what to expect if you take them? And [...]
Want bacon with that?
I, an ostensible adult who purports to behave in a reasonable fashion much of the time, have spent the last two weeks knitting...bacon. Brioche bacon specifically. And I won't even pretend that some of you [...]
Noteworthy
Do you need knitted notebook paper? Absolutely not, no one does. Do you want it? I rather suspect some of you do. So let’s make it happen! I’ll walk you through everything (yes, including how [...]
Look away
Those of you with blessed with god taste and good judgement should look away. Now. You've been warned. The rest of you? Well...would you like to see some knitted bacon? Because that's a thing that's [...]
Looking for an earlier pattern?
I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!
