These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

But aren’t they slippery?

April 30, 2026|

"But aren't they slippery?!" is the most common question I get about knitted slippers. And my answer is always some version of "um, they're about as slippery as regular socks?" Slippers are basically extra thick, [...]

How does it write

April 21, 2026|

Ahem...a package came. Two packages actually. Two packages full of the embroidered notepaper cards I got made just for us. You know, the ones you can absolutely add grommets to and/or clip together with a [...]

Lower your expectations

April 17, 2026|

I (may probably almost certainly) have suffered a small lapse in judgement at the thrift shop. Please know that I am aware of this and that I have extremely low expectations. No really, lower than [...]

Visual aid

April 15, 2026|

For those thinking 'erm, have you seen a foot? do you know how those work?' in response to the revelation that the not-a-snail was in fact a slipper, perhaps this will help. Esmeralda has lent [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!