These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Monthly Reminder

May 30, 2026|

Hey folks, it's bad out there. I know everyone is busy and overwhelmed, but you really should make sure you have abortion pills in your medicine cabinet. Like Now. No, right now. Because earlier this [...]

Here’s the plan…

May 27, 2026|

Ok, so I have a plan for how we're going to test out these postcards (before they later launch as a product)! If you wanna maybe be a postcard tester (think like a pattern tester, [...]

So about those cards

May 26, 2026|

For anyone who saw the cards in the last post and thought 'that should be a postcard,' I have two things to say. First, you're right...second, I have good news! The backs of them are, indeed, [...]

Solve the problem once…

May 24, 2026|

So remember a couple weeks ago when I said some version of 'holy crap weasels, getting the notebook paper made was the most complicated thing I've ever produced, I had to learn a bunch of [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!