These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Not done, but damn

April 14, 2026|

Ok so I told you last time it wasn't quite done. And while nothing is ever really done (you just eventually die and so stop noticing), another couple of hours of work got it pretty [...]

Still not a snail

April 11, 2026|

So while there is apparently an untapped  market for both knitted snails and knitted seashells, I have yet to tackle either. I am, instead, firmly in the grips of slipper fever. Luckily it's rarely fatal...a [...]

Disco snails?

April 10, 2026|

I asked instagram what they thought this was, and a somewhat baffling number of folks decided the clear answer was...snails. Which, I regret to inform you, is not the answer. This time. Though now I [...]

Oh, the Glamour

April 8, 2026|

Ok so this is one of the least photogenic things ever to grace my personal corner of the internet, but dammit all, I'm proud of myself! I felt fretful yesterday (gee, wonder why, it's not [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!