These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Colonization

March 15, 2025|

The closet was overflowing. The sort of overflowing where finding what you need requires pulling three things out and runs a not insignificant risk of avalanche. The sort of overflowing where you avoid putting things [...]

Noteworthy Kit Preorder

March 13, 2025|

Preorders for the Noteworthy Kits are open (but only through the weekend)! If you know you want to knit some paper, but you don't want to go on a scavenger hunt for the bits, this [...]

Subtle

March 6, 2025|

Am I now going to try and get you to notice tiny, yellow stitches on a giant sheet of white paper? It would seem so. Am I going to succeed? Who knows. Whether I do [...]

Revisit

March 4, 2025|

So when last we visited this project, it was inauguration day, and I was working on iteration two of the wall pocket in a vain attempt to distract myself from the fascist rapist taking over [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!