These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Peached

October 2, 2024|

Completely coincidentally and apropos of absolutely nothing at all...Peached is back. I first made these in the fall of 2019 when the (cough, first, cough) impeachment of everyone’s least favorite felon was underway, and I [...]

Monthly Reminder

September 30, 2024|

Remember how they promised there were exceptions for emergencies? They were lying. And people have died as a result. Go read (or listen to) this piece from ProPublica about Amber Nicole Thurman's completely unnecessary death. [...]

Heart’s desire

September 26, 2024|

Bat-tholomew informed me he really does require a hat. And who am I to deny him his heart's desire. Now, would someone like to explain to him about his ears and how they may complicate [...]

The Star Kits are up for preorder!

September 20, 2024|

If you watch me make these every year and think 'oooooooh...I wanna make those, but tracking down the supplies feels hard,' then this is the solution! I'm doing kits with absolutely everything you need to [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!