These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Less sticky

October 27, 2023|

I dunno about your grocery store, but my grocery store occasionally has those GIANT marshmallows, the ones that are nearly the size of a toddler's fist. And they always seem like a good idea, but [...]

Liaison

October 26, 2023|

Gwen has proven to be a very adept tentacle wrangler. Relations between the townsfolk and the tentacled overlords are sure to improve now that she's acting as liaison between groups involved. Should you find yourself [...]

Toasting forks

October 25, 2023|

There is, I regret to inform you, literally nothing preventing you from waking up one morning and deciding 'I must knit an entire bag full of marshmallows before I can know peace in this world.' [...]

Swimmingly

October 24, 2023|

Ok, so I know he's made a few brief appearances, but I don't think you've been properly introduced to our little friend here. Which really, seems like a shame. Because I suspect the two of [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!