These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

We did it!

September 28, 2022|

We did it! We hit the goal I set for patreon, and so I've sent a donation off to Women on Waves (the organization that Aid Access asks folks to donate to support their work).⁠ [...]

Winner!

September 27, 2022|

We have a winner! Ensorcellment (pointy hat) beat out Concoction (tiny bottle) and so will be returning early next month (likely Tuesday the fourth, assuming no catastrophes between now and then). Though it seems Miss [...]

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Let’s pay for some abortions!

September 26, 2022|

I want to pay for some abortions. When I hit 350 patrons, I'll set up a monthly, recurring donation of $150 to do exactly that. Things are bad here. They're only getting worse. Giving people [...]

Schemes

September 24, 2022|

Oh hey look, I do actually remember how to knit!⁠ I do this thing...this thing where, because knitting is so close to 'work,' that I occasionally forget that I really do actually enjoy it. Especially [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!