These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Evil

February 5, 2022|

See, I told you there would be a more subdued version for any of you who don't feel like walking around with wee pointy horns on your head. Though I swear to all the woolly [...]

Options

February 4, 2022|

So I mean yes, you totally can wear it with the points sticking up. This is, in fact, how I will probably generally wear it, as I'm a weirdo hermit already fairly committed to scaring [...]

Graft

February 3, 2022|

Now...now we just graft this ooooooooone little stretch of business here. And then we see if this daring scheme has come to fruition or is destined to abject failure.

Reasonable risk

February 2, 2022|

Are these The Weirdest Decreases I've ever put on a hat? Yup. Am I quite confident they'll be adorable when I'm done? Oh, like 95%? Which really, for something as low stakes as a hat, [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!