These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

One down

December 7, 2021|

Ahem. I'm pleased! Now, allow me to offer a few general notes, because I'm like that and can never ever ever stop the barrage of words.⁠ 1) Yes! Pattern soon! This will almost certainly be [...]

Nature trash

December 6, 2021|

To the folks who occasionally ask some version of 'wait, are you telling me you just have a pile of rocks and sticks and pine cones and other nature trash out in your office All [...]

Abortion is healthcare

December 1, 2021|

I'm so tired of listening to people argue that, because I have a uterus, I'm not really a person. I'm just an incubator.⁠ It's bullshit.⁠ Abortion is healthcare, and anyone who wants or needs one [...]

As promised

November 30, 2021|

Ahem. See? See I told you it was unspeakably nifty. ⁠ And I mean yes, it will be Even More unspeakably nifty once I've blocked it and fiddled with it a little bit, but that's [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!