These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Scattered

March 21, 2020|

I don't know about you, but I have the attention span of a gnat right now. ⁠ I feel like this shouldn't really be affecting me. I work from home anyway, as does my spouse, [...]

Absurd Distractions

March 18, 2020|

Stuck at home? (Please please please tell me you're staying home if you possibly can...I will totally think less of you if you're still going out if you don't absolutely have to.) Need to do [...]

Intimations

March 17, 2020|

The hat should have been enough.  And if knitting the hat once wasn't enough, surely knitting it twice would satisfy that itch.  But somehow, no.  No it was not.  And so I found myself with [...]

The business end of a duck

March 13, 2020|

So look. Before you go about adorning your eggs with woolly bits, you need to get the eggy bits out of there. The traditional way of doing this involves making a tiny hole on the [...]

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I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!