These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

So about those cards

May 26, 2026|

For anyone who saw the cards in the last post and thought 'that should be a postcard,' I have two things to say. First, you're right...second, I have good news! The backs of them are, indeed, [...]

Solve the problem once…

May 24, 2026|

So remember a couple weeks ago when I said some version of 'holy crap weasels, getting the notebook paper made was the most complicated thing I've ever produced, I had to learn a bunch of [...]

More Science!

May 20, 2026|

So last time we tried out Sock Stop. And the verdict was 'does indeed make things grippy...but also you can feel it under foot.' So now we're trying another product, this time Plasti Dip. It's [...]

Easily amused

May 17, 2026|

Look, I am easily amused. I freely admit it. And I don't even think it's a bad thing. I do, in fact, think it's quite delightful. Because it means I can be absolutely tickled pink [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!