Posy
The Posy book is out. Which means you, too, can spend the afternoon playing with coffee filters and dye and making the prettiest little paper flowers you ever did see. And honestly, I think you should. I think it's good for your brain to make something beautiful, and I think you'll feel better if you do. And all that goes double if you sweet talk your friends into coming over to play! I did something new with this project. I made oodles of videos so you can watch me make these while I talk you through it, just in case [...]
Noteworthy
Do you need knitted notebook paper? Absolutely not, no one does. Do you want it? I rather suspect some of you do. So let’s make it happen! I’ll walk you through everything (yes, including how to use those grommets, which I know most of you haven’t done before but I promise it’s easy and label maker levels of fun). And I’ll give you options for making your paper stiff (so you can use it to show of things like pins or earrings) or turning it into a pouch (because yes, yes this is quite possibly the single cutest pencil pouch [...]
Akin
Trump is a fascist and is directly defying the US Supreme Court. A legal US resident was arrested, handed over to ICE, and, without being charged with or convicted of a crime, sent to a concentration camp in El Salvador. The administration admits this was the result of an administrative error. A series of courts, up to and including the US Supreme Court, have said that this was illegal and ordered the government to bring him back. Trump said no. Trump is cracking jokes about it with the president of El Salvador. Because Trump is a fascist, and this is [...]
Approximate
Approximate, the second hat in the Brioche(ish) set, is out! If you already have the set, you don't have to do anything. The updated file is already in your ravelry library or payhip account, and you'll have an email waiting in your inbox with download links! If you don't already have the set, and now you want it, you've got two options! You can wander over here and join the Rampant Nonsense tier on Patreon for a month.That costs less than buying the set, and you'll get the set (and a bunch of other patterns too). And of course anything [...]
Adjacent
Brioche(ish) is out on both ravelry and payhip! You can use the code ISH to take 10% off in either place through Saturday April 5. The set includes three patterns: Adjacent (the hat with the large leaves and folded brim), Approximate (the hat with the smaller leaves and straight brim), and Akin (the mitts). The first of those three patterns, Adjacent, is out today and is available both individually or as part of the set (the other patterns will only be available as part of the the set, they will not be available individually). The second hat pattern, Approximate, will [...]
Drifts
Pssst...Drifts is out in all the usual places (ravelry and payhip)! If you sort of haaaaaaaaappened to use the code FLURRIES, that would be clever of you (though if you get email from me, do check your inbox first, because that's always where the even shinier codes end up). You have been flatteringly eager for these, and I confess I am excited to see what you do with them. And if you want to use the same gorgeous yarn to embroider yours, Seven Sisters Arts has lovely little mini bundles to let you do just that! Now really, the [...]
Peculiarities
So it seems only reasonable to add some jellyfish to the menagerie, right? I mean we already have urchins, jellyfish seem like a natural next step. The pattern is called Peculiarities, yes those are air plants for the tentacles (you can use fake ones or yarn scraps if you prefer, but don't worry you can totally water them if you use real ones), and yes this knitting pattern does come with a built in excuse to get a ridiculous drink with a mountain of whipped cream on top (the lids that come on those are what's giving our blobby friends [...]
Fangs
Fangs is out on both payhip and ravelry, and you can use the code BATTY for 15% off for the next few days! Now look, I know you do not need these. Literally no one needs these. They fulfill no vital function. Billions and billions and billions of humans will live perfectly happy lives completely unaware of their existence. However, a small sliver of folks will become aware of them. Because by some twist of fate, I managed to make a life where I get to show my toys to lots of people on the internet. And an even small sliver [...]
Grounding
These are called Grounding, and they're out on both ravelry and payhip. You can use the code SLIPPERS for 15% off in either place through the end of the week. Or, if you're a Rampant Nonsense member on Patreon, you get this pattern and a bunch of others included with your membership. There's a whole list of them! These are just fun to put together. They start at the center back of the heel with a double sided cast on. You work flat until your fabric is long enough to meet in front of your ankle, then you start working in [...]
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