Folks, I fear things have gotten significantly out of hand. I have set the good, respectable, useful knitting aside. I do not expect to take it up again for quite some time. I have, instead, given myself over to the grip of this absurdity. I feel no remorse. None. I am scandalously unashamed. I know this will bring me absurd levels of glee, and I will by god chase that glee when I can. You can come along with me if you like.

Miss Fizzy wishes you all a lovely weekend and an abundance of your favorite candy!

I fully admit this is not the most stimulating picture of yarn you're going to see today. But if it comes across your feed, I want you to take it as a tiny bit of encouragement to learn a new-to-you cast on.⁠ A year or two ago I learned how to do the pinhole cast on, and now I adore it. At first it seemed fiddly and wildly unnecessary and just generally not useful. Now I love it and use it frequently. ⁠ I knit different things because my brain has this way to start a piece of fabric tucked [...]

I regret to inform you that, despite my very best efforts to the contrary, we are fast approaching the Festive Holiday Season, a period of rampant overspending, looming panic, forced good cheer, and general existential dread. Or possibly that's just me and you folks are a rather more balanced and mellow lot. But at least on my end, I tend to approach the end of the year with a certain sense of foreboding. Which, this year, I shall attempt to hold at bay through the production of Blatantly Absurd Wintry Cheer in knitted form. Do I know if it will [...]

You folks are, on the whole, an astonishingly clever and creative bunch. There is every possibility that you have come up with something cooler or cuter to do with the cap off of your orange juice bottle, that expired credit card in your desk drawer, the empty chapstick tube in your purse, the dried out nailpolish bottle in your bathroom, or the spool of thread you just finished off. Though sweet crispy crackers if you did, I want to see it. Because this is pretty damn clever and cute. I mean, not notably practical. There are a limited array of [...]

This? Um, I fully realize it doesn't necessarily look like it quiet yet, but this is the most joyful thing I've knit in quite some time. Because you see, we're just about to the spot where the yarn starts doing Secret Fancy Tricks. And once the yarn starts doing Secret Fancy Tricks, then I start following you around like a six year old with an art project going look what I did, look what I did. Because wow is it about to do cool things. ⁠ Sit tight...lemme do a tiny bit more then I'll show you how it works!⁠ [...]