For those thinking 'erm, have you seen a foot? do you know how those work?' in response to the revelation that the not-a-snail was in fact a slipper, perhaps this will help. Esmeralda has lent us her foot modeling services. The bit on the back is a heel flap, and [...]

Ok so I told you last time it wasn't quite done. And while nothing is ever really done (you just eventually die and so stop noticing), another couple of hours of work got it pretty firmly in to the 'done for now' state. I decided I absolutely could get a [...]

So while there is apparently an untapped  market for both knitted snails and knitted seashells, I have yet to tackle either. I am, instead, firmly in the grips of slipper fever. Luckily it's rarely fatal...a long as you knit enough slippers. I shall do my best to survive this bout. [...]

I asked instagram what they thought this was, and a somewhat baffling number of folks decided the clear answer was...snails. Which, I regret to inform you, is not the answer. This time. Though now I have found myself spending a fairly shocking amount of time pondering how one would construct [...]

Ok so this is one of the least photogenic things ever to grace my personal corner of the internet, but dammit all, I'm proud of myself! I felt fretful yesterday (gee, wonder why, it's not like the nominal leader of the free world has clearly lost every single one of [...]

Alrighty, so you want to see how to do the little doodlybops. Now, my brain says 'the most reasonable and efficient way to do that is to read the nicely streamlined, highly photographed, and actually edited instructions on exactly how to do them that are in the pattern that came [...]

Knitting lends itself to horizontal stripes. All you have to do is grab a new color of yarn, and you're all set. But horizontal lines can feel...slightly trickier. They're not though, I promise! And once you have the hang of them, you can use them for all sorts of things. [...]

Unfurl is out on both Ravelry and payhip! Rampant Nonsense and Notable Nonsense folks have a code to download it free over here. You'll need to be logged in to see it. If you're not on one of those tiers and want to be, click the 'Join to unlock' button [...]

I firmly believe that one of the signs you are dong cool, new things is that you start running into cool, new problems. That happened with the cards (don't worry, it's already fixed), so I wanted to give you a quick update. TL;DR version right up top: We're swapping the [...]