I do not know how to be a person on this timeline. I do not know how to reconcile the unspeakable atrocities this government is doing in my name with the bliss of standing in the sunshine on the first warm day of the season. I don't know how to [...]

If you, like me, are suddenly overcome with the inexplicable urge to make the world's most impractical notebook paper, well, I'm here to help! At the very least I can offer moral support and the reassurance that you are not alone in your desires. I'll also offer slightly more practical [...]

So the arrangement seems to be me + sweater = sweater full of  holes. Luckily, the follow on seems to be sweater full of holes + me + thread = holes so pretty we can pretend they're decorations and there on purpose. At least that's what I'm telling myself as [...]

I can think of very few objects as deeply satisfying to hold and interact with as these little pieces of embroidered notebook paper. All available evidence seems to indicate that y'all are enamored with them too, so clearly we need to make it easy for as many of us to [...]

This morning found me at the post office bright and early to hand over three bins stuffed to the brim with happy mail! Packages should start arriving as early as tomorrow for local folks (Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire), and later in the week for folks a little farther away. That [...]

Two things!  One: The spiffy new tier on patreon (the one where you get a pair of these awesome scissors heading for your mailbox early next week) is closing tomorrow! So if you want them, this is last call. Head to this post for more details. There's a button at [...]

Ahem. I have it on good authority that neeeeeext month's mailing is going to be, um, related to this. For this has captured my very soul and is occupying far too many of my waking hours. And it's spawning...variations...which is always a portent of doom. I might (might you understand, [...]

TL;DR version right up top: Signups are open now for this month's mailing! If you want these (murderously sharp, delightfully stabby) little scissors to show up in your mailbox, join the Notable Nonsense tier. (Look for the 'Join to unlock' button at the bottom of this post.) The Notable Nonsense [...]

Spots for the second month of Notable Nonsense mail club are opening soon (in a couple of days, don't worry, you didn't miss it). Details below! TL;DR version right up top: March's mailing is these amazing little scissors (super sharp, super comfy, deeply satisfying snick snick sounds when they cut). [...]