Ahem. I have it on good authority that neeeeeext month's mailing is going to be, um, related to this. For this has captured my very soul and is occupying far too many of my waking hours. And it's spawning...variations...which is always a portent of doom. I might (might you understand, [...]

TL;DR version right up top: Signups are open now for this month's mailing! If you want these (murderously sharp, delightfully stabby) little scissors to show up in your mailbox, join the Notable Nonsense tier. (Look for the 'Join to unlock' button at the bottom of this post.) The Notable Nonsense [...]

Spots for the second month of Notable Nonsense mail club are opening soon (in a couple of days, don't worry, you didn't miss it). Details below! TL;DR version right up top: March's mailing is these amazing little scissors (super sharp, super comfy, deeply satisfying snick snick sounds when they cut). [...]

I am, much to my own surprise, technically an adult. I have a mortgage. And access to consumer credit. And power tools. I could quite legally create a whole new human being, for whom I would be responsible, without any sort of vetting or supervision process. And yet this, this [...]

I did this backwards! Normally I knit something, show it to you as we go along, then put the pattern out. This time? Well, I knit this ages and ages ago (like literally years), then it languished in the depths of my office for far too long, then I put [...]

Wended is out on both Ravelry and payhip! Rampant Nonsense and Notable Nonsense folks have a code to download it free on this post. You'll need to be logged in to see the code. If you're not on one of those tiers and want to be, click the 'Join to [...]

It has come to my attention that one or two of you remain convinced that you can just block your way out of the mess caused by knitting with yarn ramen. I have collected some data to refute that. Why yes, I am a delight at parties,* how did you know? [...]

I went to the post yesterday and dropped off a whole pile of envelopes. No really, they're going to bring me buckets next time to make it easier to move everything around. Packages should start arriving as early as tomorrow for local folks (Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire), and later in [...]

Two things!  One: The spiffy new tier on patreon (the one where you get a pair of these awesome gauge cards headed towards your mailbox early next week) is closing tomorrow! So if you want them, this is last call (plus we're doing a cool thing where anyone who joins [...]