Ostensibly
I am, much to my own surprise, technically an adult. I have a mortgage. And access to consumer credit. And power tools. I could quite legally create a whole new human being, for whom I would be responsible, without any sort of vetting or supervision process. And yet this, this [...]
Backwards
I did this backwards! Normally I knit something, show it to you as we go along, then put the pattern out. This time? Well, I knit this ages and ages ago (like literally years), then it languished in the depths of my office for far too long, then I put [...]
Wended
Wended is out on both Ravelry and payhip! Rampant Nonsense and Notable Nonsense folks have a code to download it free on this post. You'll need to be logged in to see the code. If you're not on one of those tiers and want to be, click the 'Join to [...]
If this doesn’t convince you…
It has come to my attention that one or two of you remain convinced that you can just block your way out of the mess caused by knitting with yarn ramen. I have collected some data to refute that. Why yes, I am a delight at parties,* how did you know? [...]
And they’re off!
I went to the post yesterday and dropped off a whole pile of envelopes. No really, they're going to bring me buckets next time to make it easier to move everything around. Packages should start arriving as early as tomorrow for local folks (Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire), and later in [...]
Last Call
Two things! One: The spiffy new tier on patreon (the one where you get a pair of these awesome gauge cards headed towards your mailbox early next week) is closing tomorrow! So if you want them, this is last call (plus we're doing a cool thing where anyone who joins [...]
Community Supported Memberships
So, as part of the patreon reorganization, I'm switching from Community Supported Patterns (which we did from September of 2022 through the end of 2025) to Community Supported Patreon Memberships. TL;DR version right up top: I know that knitting patterns and sweet little surprises in the mail don't fit in [...]
Will this help?
Seems like y'all love these almost as much as I do! They're gauge cards, you lay them on your knitting, scan down the rows until you find the one where you've got one stitch per square, then read the label on that row to get your gauge. Now, is this [...]
Gauge Cards!
So, remember those gauge cards? The ones that sold out in a couple days back in the fall? The ones everyone wanted me to get more of? Yeah, I found a way to do that! I've added a spiffy new tier to patreon for folks who want to get things [...]
Monthly Reminder
Hey, so fascism is inherently gendered! Which I know, is going to make some folks absolutely roll their eyes and wander off muttering about the perils of a liberal education, a complaint rarely uttered by anyone who actually had one (though hopefully not too many of the folks here because [...]
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