These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Bacon kit update

October 6, 2025|

Short version: Everything is ready to go for the bacon kits except for the reprint of the cool thing that the printer messed up and so had to send again and now UPS has mislaid [...]

Antici…

October 1, 2025|

...pation Ooooooooh, but it's worth it! God damn that's pretty & satisfying & orderly. It's one, small, tidy, fixed point in the ever widening maelstrom of ongoing horrors. And I love it. And there will [...]

Monthly Reminder

September 30, 2025|

Yes things are bad. Yes it's appropriate to be furious and scared. And also, don't let those feelings take your power away. Because you have more power than they want you to think. You can [...]

So about that treat

September 29, 2025|

Remember how I said there was a treat? A treat on the other end of the potions? Yeeeeeeeeeeah... A pretty, shiny yellow treat! More or less guaranteed to stave off at least five minutes of [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!