These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Monthly Reminder

August 30, 2025|

Hey folks, let's talk about jury nullification!* Jury nullification is when someone on a jury says 'yup, the defendant totally did what they're accused of, but holy fuck that's a shitty law, so I'm going [...]

Messy ends

August 29, 2025|

Ok I know. I know that this looks like nothing so much as a pile of messy ends and poor choices. And that may well prove to be the case! But I think that if [...]

Fried

August 27, 2025|

Fried is out! It’s free for folks who either preordered my knitted bacon kit (you can see the knitted bacon in the picture too) or are paid members on Patreon. Anyone with any level of paid [...]

Not long at all

August 25, 2025|

I told you you wouldn't have long to wait! I spent much of Sunday playing with the new batch of cyanotype paper I just made. So far I have learned that the new paper (the [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!