These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, slippers) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Ready and waiting!

October 13, 2025|

Bacon kits are ready to go out! Filled, taped, addressed, stacked in the garage awaiting the postman's visit tomorrow morning! (If you ordered one, you should get an email with tracking information once it gets [...]

Anyone want some buttons?

October 8, 2025|

The button fairy has blessed me. The button fairy has blessed me, and I want to share her bounty with y'all! Anyone wanna let me send them some buttons? So, on Monday, as I was [...]

Button Fairy!

October 7, 2025|

So on Monday, while on the way to a boring administrative task which I expected to bring me no joy and which I was in fact slightly dreading, the roadside lottery pulled my name out [...]

Bacon kit update

October 6, 2025|

Short version: Everything is ready to go for the bacon kits except for the reprint of the cool thing that the printer messed up and so had to send again and now UPS has mislaid [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!