These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Grill’s closing

August 19, 2025|

Bacon kit preorders close Thursday. This is me doing that thing where I try to post at least twice about limited time stuff that I know someone is going to be sad they missed. (Is [...]

Secret compartment vibes

August 18, 2025|

So Friday, as I was driving home, I found a treasure on the side of the road. A treasure with strong secret compartment vibes (I can't actually call it a secret compartment because it is [...]

Extra crispy

August 14, 2025|

Rumor has it that quite a few of you would like to knit some bacon. Some perfect, posable, brioche bacon. Maybe with a little fried egg to go with it. And I can make that [...]

Preorder Plans

August 12, 2025|

Did I intend to post this yesterday? Yup. Have I instead spent the last several days dealing with the sort of car trouble that leaves you stranded and involves tow trucks and taxis and favors [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!