These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Compromise

December 2, 2025|

I should tell you the retired patterns are back for a couple of days. But in truth, I would much rather tell you to go take a nap. But also I know a bunch of [...]

Monthly Reminder

December 1, 2025|

I mean we knew I would eventually have one of these come up a little late. Because that's the sort of thing that happens every now and then, right? And by god if it isn't...thematically [...]

Me and everyone else

November 26, 2025|

Twice a year I bring (most of) the retired patterns back for a few days (usually in the summer and then around Thanksgiving). They're up now on ravelry and payhip (you'll know if you're looking [...]

Well that was quick

November 25, 2025|

Yeah. So. Those sold out. More specifically, the first batch sold out when patreon folks had access to them over the weekend. Then the second batch (the ones where I said 'I mean ok I [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!