These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

What if we make it easier?

November 24, 2025|

Remember the little gauge cards (and the tiny, perfect scissors)? The ones I put in the last couple of kits? Well enough of you really, really, really wanted a way to get those on their [...]

As advertised

November 20, 2025|

I mean I've always been quite clear about being easily amused. I never suggested I had a particularly sophisticated taste or an especially nuanced perspective on the world. But even I am somewhat concerned by [...]

Last one’s out!

November 19, 2025|

Yesterday I went by Ontheround (which yes, is in the next town over, between me and the big grocery store, because I live in fairyland...or Maine, same thing) and picked up the last of the [...]

No really, like a lot

November 18, 2025|

Hi, have I mentioned I'm autistic as hell? Because oh, oh yeah, oh yeah that's kinda key to understanding who I am and what I do. If you want to hear me natter on about [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!