These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Completely reasonable

January 7, 2026|

I, for absolutely legitimate work related reasons, simply had to make a tiny version of the hat. So I could take instructional photos of it for the pattern you understand. Completely reasonable. Which of course [...]

I got distracted

January 6, 2026|

I, for reasons having largely to do with 'it's stockinette, I got distracted, my hands were on auto pilot' ended up doing something a bit unexpected at the brim of this hat. And I think [...]

Monthly Reminder

December 31, 2025|

It's been a hell of a year, and I'm proud of you for making it through. You can help take care of yourself and the people you care about in 2026 by making sure you [...]

Merry and Bright

December 22, 2025|

I am, in the finest holiday tradition, about to hibernate for the next two weeks or so. You may imagine me slightly dazed, speckled with inexplicable glitter, cookie sprinkles stuck to my hair, pillow creases [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!