These dozen patterns are my very favorites. They’ll likely stick around for a while (at least until something new comes along and claims one of their spots)!

These patterns share a common theme or technique (in this case, turned hems) and will be available for just a few months. Rampant & Notable Nonsense patreon folks get these patterns free!

Easily amused

November 17, 2025|

I am, once again, amused by my tiny army of robots. This one is by Prym.* It makes a four stitch tube with small needles (I have another one by Addi* that makes a 6 [...]

How do you like your marshmallows?

November 14, 2025|

I'm spending the rest of the year knitting ornaments from my patterns in my friend Rachel's yarn, and right now I'm knitting marshmallows! If you want to knit them along with me, anyone signed up [...]

Remember the shoddy sweaters?

November 12, 2025|

If you've been here for a while, you may remember the saga of the most terribly made sweaters I've ever encountered (from Madewell, and no, the irony of the name does not escape me). Wander [...]

So here’s the plan…

November 11, 2025|

So from now through December, I'm knitting ornaments from my patterns in my friend Rachel's yarn. Because the world is on fire and all I want to do is hibernate and completely ignore capitalism and [...]

Looking for an earlier pattern?

I have a lot of patterns! But I also tend to get overwhelmed if I have to deal with them all at once. So I’ve picked 12 of my favorites (the Core Collection) that will usually be available. And every few months, I decide on a theme or a technique and make a handful of related patterns (the Rotating Collection) available for a little while (then they go away again). The other patterns are retired and are not generally available. However, because I know some folks will want them, I make many the retired patterns available for a few weeks every November. If you want me to tell you when they’re back, subscribe to the mailing list or patreon, and I’ll be sure to let you know!