Tiny Nonsense
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Distracting

Need a low-stakes, low-stress project today? The coloring book based on those paper stars might do the trick! It's free, and anyone can download it right over here. ⁠ I can't promise it'll keep your kids distracted or make your terrible relative any less infuriating. But I spent a happy [...]

December 25, 2023|
Accidentally

Right, so, the stars... The stars and their nice, tidy, orderly, geometric shapes... The ones that look like stained glass...⁠ A few of them may sort of turned into coloring pages. Accidentally you understand. It's a known risk. These things happen.⁠ Any of you the sort that might be interested [...]

December 21, 2023|
Clarify

So when someone says 'yes, but are they *real* mittens?' all I can do is say 'yeah, so, can you clarify what you mean by real?' Because I mean they are real as in not imaginary. They exist. You can touch them. But they are not sized to be worn [...]

December 19, 2023|
Not tidy

Ok so something was bugging me. There were a handful of spots on this hat where the stitches just aren't quite as tidy as I want them to be. Not horrible...but just not tidy. ⁠ And look, they'd probably block out. And they're certainly the sort of thing that literally [...]

December 18, 2023|
Convinced

I remain convinced that these make excellent bookmarks. I mean, the cord between them was clearly meant for just such service. ⁠ ⁠ The fact that this means I can sit there and slip them on and off my fingertips while I read is just an added bonus. I totally [...]

December 15, 2023|
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